Collection of the best funny car accident quotes are here for you! Photo meme sayings written about car accident quotes funny for you and your friends. Provided by attorney Jimmy Hanaie, we hope you enjoy them and they put a smile on your face. We hope your family is safe, but we are here for you.
#1
“So thankful I survived my car accident… I ‘m not ready to give up pizza yet.”
#2
“Most human interaction I’ve had in a while.”
#3
“I barely just got my new car, and I already crashed. Just my luck!”
#4
“I survived thankfully. from my car accident… Now I can go back to watching TV.”
#5
“I got rear ended, but nothing has ended its just the beginning.”
#6
“I did it all by myself. I don’t know what I was thinking.”
#7
“Thankful for surviving my car accident… My expression after…”
#8
“My whole day literally turned upside down.”
#9
“Went swimming?”
#10
“My face afterwards”
#11
“Thankful I survived my car accident… Now I need more coffee.”
#12
“Smiling after like…”
#13
“The other driving looking like…”
#14
#15
“Looking sad afterwards like..”
#16
“Being embarrassed after”
#17
“Cant wait to get paid.”
#18
“The insurance company”
#19
“Feeling afterwards”
#20
“So happy I can post about it now.”
#21
“But my heart is still shocked.”
#22
“Thankful for surviving my car accident. Now where is the sushi?”
#23
“I have more work to do.”
#24
“Even though you don’t care.”
#25
“But I’m still a little sad about it.”
#26
“Time for the gym.”
#27
“Next stop.. get my nails done.”
#28
“Time to go shopping.”
#29
“Looking forward to more soccer.”
#30
“Now its time for us to.”
#31
“Wanna give you a hug.”
#32
“My cat.”
#33
“My dog.”
#34
“Cant wait to get your flowers.”
#35
“Thanks for letting me borrow your car.”
#36
“I love not having my car.”
